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WTF?- Astral Boutique's UK Correspondent, Joanne, Comes Stateside

Look out America- they have let Joanne into the country! She is eventually headed West, (where I am finally going to get to meet her in person!), but meanwhile, she has a lot of America to cover, including some prime WTF territory in Texas. First off, though, she is spending time on the Eastern Seaboard, where she brings us this:

 

Spotted in Whippany, New Jersey, vintage pinball machine... notice the 80's haircut flyboy with welder's gloves on burning his overly well-endowed girlfriend's arm with a cigarette while uttering the phrase "mission accomplished"... and why does he have a bowtie on with his uniform? Puzzler...

Thanks Joanne! We are eager for your next discovery!

WTF?- From Astral Boutique's UK Correspondent, Joanne

Breaking news: Joanne Mildenhall has just been named the official Astral Boutique UK correspondent. Now, it takes more than sharp dress sense and an uncanny resemblance to style icon Charlotte Gainsbourg (Joanne gets stopped frequently on the streets of London for autographs! She ought to charge!) to become my official correspondent. It takes KEEN EYES, my friends, keen eyes. Let's take a look at what she has found for us today.

Spotted on ancient dispensing machine in Carnaby Street public toilet:

I asked Joanne what on earth she thinks was inside this "Vanity Pack". 

I have NO IDEA! It was totally empty! I'm guessing it contained a toothbrush, disco-themed thong, bronzing powder, Dallas sticker, cigarettes and hairspray?

(Now this is the kind of investigative journalism we aim for here at Astral Boutique.)

The tiles by the basins are hilarious too- check it!

 

Just to seal the deal, Joanne provided this photo of a French Big Eyed Boy, taken inside a London vintage shop. Note the DICE. We are talking vices here, people.

 

Joanne- WTF? And thank you.